I am sure you are confused by the excessive use of the word "post" in the above paragraph. I refer to mail as post because of my time that I spent in England and Megan hates it. I love her and I just like to bug her. How very junoir highish of me.
At any rate the package I ordered did not make it to us until Friday, thats five days late of Mothering Sunday. Not smooth. But the awesomeness of the gift, I hope, made up for the oversight of
Don't take my word for it take a look for yourself.
What is it you might ask? Well it is a Uterus. This was Megan's first Mother's Day and you need to put your uterus to work to be a mommy. And aslo this womb is soft and Megan's was soft for a while after the birth. All is good now, but with this Adult Toy we will forever remember Benjamin's birth. Because we might forget it otherwise. ;)
When Ben is a little older and he is going through a difficult time we might visit 'I Heart Guts' again for some teaching aids.
On a more serious note and in the spirit of Mother's Day. Megan is the most amazing mother. I love you.
HAHAHAHAH JEFF- AWESOME GIFT! MEG- HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! Love you guys!
ReplyDeleteMan, John has NEVER given me a Uterus. Next year.
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