Sleep Machine

Grandma Baker was visiting and after holding Benjamin her triceps must have started to ache from all the recoil because she had to go get a bouncer.

Not this type.  Although I am sure his triceps would be able to handle a bouncing baby, he may not be able to care for some of Ben's other needs.

But a bouncer we got and at first the little one was very unsure of this new contraption. That soon went away and was replaced by an insatiable need to bounce. This is good for us because he goes from this...

to this...

or this...

and this is how he gets there.

In summary, to avoid any confusion between large burly men and  colourful child play things, bouncers should respectfully step down and take the name of 'Sleep Machines'.  This will allow bouncers to have the word bouncer homonymlessly.  Besides have you seen those guys.

Anyway, thanks to Grandma Baker for the wonderful 'Sleep Machine'.